Hella-

/hélah/ prefix. This prefix is used to put major emphasis on a specific emotion.

Twisties

/twisteez/ n. 1. A turning point in a story where the storyline itself takes an unexpected twist. 2. These twists usually occur due to new information being learned about the hero(es), any form of sidekick, the adversary, or the way in which to overcome the adversary. 3. Twisties can occur at any point during the story, but usually take place near the end.

Toob-Shots

/tōōb-shotz/ n. Any shot in a movie in which female breasts are shown in their entirety.

Rackage

/rakij/ n. 1. Pertaining to a very nice female cleavage. 2. BOOBIES!

Webisode

/webisōd/ n. A single part of an episodic series aired over the Internet.

Pull A Tyson

/pul ay tīson/ adj. 1. Referencing that infamous night where Mike Tyson bit off part of Evander Holyfield’s ear. 2. To chew someone’s ear off. 3. To talk to someone to the point of them wanting to stab you in the jaw with an unsharpened No. 2 pencil.

Sacting

/sakting/ v. 1. Sex Acting. 2. An acting technique used to convince the viewer that actual intercourse is taking place.

Artard

/aartárd/ adj. Any person who occasionally acts in a handicapped manor without actually being retarded.

Sketchagraph

/skech-a-graf/ n. Whatever the hell that machine is that monitors contractions during labor.

HLA

n. 1. Hot Lesbian Action. 2. When two chicks start taking their clothes off and making out. 3. All bases, first thru home run, included.

HRA

n. 1. Hot Rear Action 2. Anal sex.

Crotch Post

/kroch pōst/ n. 1. A device that a woman needing sex all the time should have so they can take care of business themselves (not a vibrator). 2. This is a fictional, metaphorical post. Some of you are really stupid.

Chubbly

/chúblee/ adj. Chubby and ugly…enough said.

White Chicking

/hwīt chikign/ n. When the female character is either running from the killer or has the upper heand and does something stupid to get herself caught or killed (i.e. trips while runninf, drops weapon to check the downed killer).

Sleeper

/sleépər/ n. A movie that is really awesome but gets no recognition.

The Sticky Factor

/stíkee fáktər/ n. Term used to describe the act of being physically stuck to the TV screen due to a compelling story.

The “Back to the Future” Rule

/bak tōō thə fyōōchər rōōl/ n. 1. Rule about time travel set down by the hit 1985 fantasy/adventure film directed by Robert Zemeckis. 2. This rule states that time is more of a fluctuation than a constant. 3. The future can be altered by changes in the past.

Moobs

/mōōbs/ n. 1. Man boobs. 2. A man with boobs like a woman.

Stunt Boobs

/stunt bōōbs/ n. 1. When an actress appears to have gone topless in a movie when actually they are someone else’s boobs being shown instead. 2. An actress is only shown from the neck down during a topless scene so that it is not possible to notice that it is not her set of boobs being shown.

Hero

/heérō/ n. 1. The person who is destined to battle the adversary and defend the sidekicks and/or the world. 2. Usually the main character(s) and established very early.

Loose-End Sidekick

/lōōs end sídkik/ adj. 1. Any sidekick that is neither important to the story nor the hero(es). 2. These characters are usually fillers and act as decoys. 3. Usually dies protecting the hero(es).

Main Sidekick

/mayn sídkik/ n. The closest friend of the hero(es) who you want to survive…and doesn’t.

Sidekick

/sídkik/ n. A friend of the hero(es) who helps them overcome the adversary.

Psych Hero

/sīk heérō/ adj. 1. Any hero, male or female, who meets their death prematurely. 2. Contradicts The Hero Survival Mandate.

The Hero Survival Mandate

/heérō sərvívəl mándayt/ n. Term used to describe the fact that any and all heroes are to make it to the end of the story and overcome the adversary.

Filler Characters

/filər káriktər/ n. Any character that does not have an important role in the story.

Fugly

/fúglee/ adj. A chick that is freakin’ ugly!