B-Qeul

/beekw’l/ adj. Any sequel that is produced on a B-rate budget and goes direct to DVD.

Hella-

/hélah/ prefix. This prefix is used to put major emphasis on a specific emotion.

Twisties

/twisteez/ n. 1. A turning point in a story where the storyline itself takes an unexpected twist. 2. These twists usually occur due to new information being learned about the hero(es), any form of sidekick, the adversary, or the way in which to overcome the adversary. 3. Twisties can occur at any point during the story, but usually take place near the end.

Toob-Shots

/tōōb-shotz/ n. Any shot in a movie in which female breasts are shown in their entirety.

Rackage

/rakij/ n. 1. Pertaining to a very nice female cleavage. 2. BOOBIES!

Webisode

/webisōd/ n. A single part of an episodic series aired over the Internet.

Pull A Tyson

/pul ay tīson/ adj. 1. Referencing that infamous night where Mike Tyson bit off part of Evander Holyfield’s ear. 2. To chew someone’s ear off. 3. To talk to someone to the point of them wanting to stab you in the jaw with an unsharpened No. 2 pencil.

Sacting

/sakting/ v. 1. Sex Acting. 2. An acting technique used to convince the viewer that actual intercourse is taking place.

Artard

/aartárd/ adj. Any person who occasionally acts in a handicapped manor without actually being retarded.

Sketchagraph

/skech-a-graf/ n. Whatever the hell that machine is that monitors contractions during labor.